2 Live Crew - S And M

Luke:
LET THE BEATINGS BEGI-I-I-I-IN!

[Excerpt from the Cheech & Chong track "Pedro and Man At The
Drive-In," in which a man is whipped and gives cries of satisfaction]

Woman:
“Listen all you motherfuckers! Callin’ alllll freaks!
Bull-daggers! Pussy riders! Shit eaters! Dick beaters!
Fags! Sissies! Asshole fuckers, or just plain ol’ fuckers!”

Verse 1: Brother Marquis:
I’m a part of this, just like you
I’m a disciple of Satan, with work to do
I’ll ride you to your death and squeeze blood from your breast
And work you like a sex slave, you gets no rest
I can see it in your eyes, the devil’s deep inside
You’re a masochistic freak in disguise
Your love is your pain, and pain is your gain
You’ll force the fit just to feel the strain
You worship the bed with your life
Holding sessions of confession every moonlit night
You do it so good, tasting every ounce
Until the last drop, leaving nothing out!

Luke:
S & M! Bring yo’ dick-suckin’ friends!
S & M! Let the beatings begin!
S & M! Bring yo’ momma and her friend!
S & M! Bring all your horny friends!

Verse 2: Fresh Kid Ice

I wear my leather in the summer to every show
With my whip around my neck, I control the hoes
My sexual fantasies must be fulfilled,
Or my tensions will increase, and then I will ill
So I pulled a little girlie, this is what I did
Jumped in the ride, took her to the crib
Rushed her in the room, sat her on the bed,
Grabbed her by the ass and she gave me head
Then I turned her over, got it from the back
The pussy was sorry, so the bitch got slapped
Then I took my dick out, laid it on her chest
She put it in the middle, then she squeezed her breasts
As I got some feeling, this is what I said:
“Baby, baby, please! Just a little more head!”

Luke:
S & M! Bring yo’ sister and her friend!
S & M! Bring all your hoey friends!
S & M! Bring yo’ momma and her friend!
S & M! Let the beatings begin!

Woman:
“Piss dinkers … overseas … back off … fuck off … make yo’ dick
Stand or put yo’ pussy in yo’ hand! You want it, we got it!”

(Mixx cuts “Fuck me baby!” “Ooh daddy, beat me!”
“Come on and eat me baby!”)

Luke:
S & M! Bring yo’ dick-suckin’ friends!
S & M! Let the beatings begin!
S & M! Bring all your horny friends!
S & M! LET THE ORGY BEGIN!

Digable Planets - Time And Space

Slip slide dip then take a dive
Planets lookin high when we travellin on a vibe
Cribs dorms grasshoppers and swarms
Thinkin life is big is that hip is it norm
Psychedelic and fat
Flowers and beads and peaces and naps
Ah yes planets got the blessed
Beats are played on friday to get monday off your chest
Kick live dig into the quotes
Lose yourself and groove in the beaty as it floats
Hair clothes monochrome it ain’t
Many different worlds in the sweet and funky joint
Pounds hands speakers and jams
Even those that flams get fitted in the plans
Light years sugar for your ears
Hiphop is the fave we been diggin it for years
Funk rhythm psychedelic money
Studied my lessons got vision 20/20
Check out the glow they need it what we brought
Ladybug don’t we boom it from new york
Yes we do
Time space what is that like?
Just how we livin when in the hip life
Kids roll with hot buttered soul
From 125 right down to ludlow
The juice the cup the token fare is up

The ancestors peace with the daughters of the dust
We just freaks aquafunky beats
Vented to the streets from the boxes and the jeeps
Nuclear is we different time different space
Uh oh planet earth we brought the mad bass
Brung is the tongue they all can understand
I’m free so let me pass it to my g
Check me out
Butterflies funk induced highs
I gain a better reason to smack me up a five
Bald caps pleasurable naps
Time and space is fake and that’s the real haps
Youth flights land on friday nights
Birds be with the cats djs savin lives
Soul funk jive and rhythm jams
Sound drips comin off the lips
Smuggled from the planets that freak the 9 zips
Time space no one’s is alike
Be you and just be you or be out
That’s right so
Step into the jams
Let the sugars make you sweet
Kept it underhand cause the planets get you free
Ladybug mecca with the groove in time and space
With the funkin rhythm butter chase
Goddam….

Garth Brooks - Friends In Low Places

Blame it all on my roots
I showed up in boots
And ruined your black tie affair
The last one to know
The last one to show
I was the last one
You thought you’d see there
And I saw the surprise
And the fear in his eyes
When I took his glass of champagne
And I toasted you
Said honey we may be through
But you’ll never hear me complain

‘Cause I’ve got friends in low places
Where the whiskey drowns
And the beer chases my blues away
And I’ll be okay
I’m not big on social graces
Think I’ll slip on down to the oasis
Oh I’ve got friends in low places

Well I guess I was wrong
I just don’t belong
But then I’ve been there before
Everything’s all right
I’ll just say goodnight
And I’ll show myself to the door
Hey I didn’t mean
To cause a big scene
Just give me an hour and then

Well I’ll be as high
As that ivory tower
That you’re livin’ in

‘Cause I’ve got friends in low places
Where the whiskey drowns
And the beer chases my blues away
And I’ll be okay
I’m not big on social graces
Think I’ll slip on down to the oasis
Oh I’ve got friends in low places

I’ve got friends in low places
Where the whiskey drowns
And the beer chases my blues away
And I’ll be okay
I’m not big on social graces
Think I’ll slip on down to the oasis
Oh I’ve got friends in low places

I’ve got friends in low places
Where the whiskey drowns
And the beer chases my blues away
And I’ll be okay
I’m not big on social graces
Think I’ll slip on down to the oasis
Oh I’ve got friends in low places

I’ve got friends in low places
Where the whiskey drowns
And the beer chases my blues away
And I’ll be okay…